Jokes for Kids About School

Q. पुस्तकालय में घड़ी क्यों नहीं है? Ans: क्‍योंकि यह बहुत ज्‍यादा बजता है।

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Q. कागज ने पेंसिल से क्या कहा? Ans: पर लिखना!

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Q. शिक्षक स्कूल में धूप का चश्मा क्यों पहनता है? Ans: क्योंकि उसके छात्र बहुत मेधावी थे।

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Q. कंप्यूटर ठंडा क्यों था? Ans: इसमें एक वायरस है।

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Q. पेंसिल छुट्टी पर कहाँ जाती हैं? Ans: पेंसिल-वानिया।Ans: इसमें एक वायरस है।

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Q. बाथरूम में कौन सा वाद्य यंत्र पाया जाता है? Ans: एक टुबा टूथपेस्ट

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Q. चूना पत्थर ने भूवैज्ञानिक से क्या कहा? Ans: मुझे ग्रेनाइट के लिए मत लो!

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Q. गणित शिक्षक की पसंदीदा मिठाई क्या है? Ans: पाई।

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Q. आप परमाणुओं पर भरोसा क्यों नहीं कर सकते? Ans: वे सब कुछ बना लेते हैं।

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Q. स्कूल में साँप का पसंदीदा विषय क्या है? Ans: हिस-टोरी।

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