Why don’t cats like online shopping? They prefer a cat-alogue.
What do you call a tiger that drinks lemonade? A sour puss.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What is a cat’s favorite song? Three Blind Mice.
How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.
What do you call birds falling in love? Tweet hearts.
What do you write in a rabbit's birthday card? Hoppy birthday!
What do you call a cold dog? A chili dog.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investi-gator.