Animal Jokes For Kids . !(*_*)! .

Why don’t cats like online shopping? They prefer a cat-alogue.

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What do you call a tiger that drinks lemonade? A sour puss.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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What is a cat’s favorite song? Three Blind Mice.

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How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.

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What do you call birds falling in love? Tweet hearts.

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What do you write in a rabbit's birthday card? Hoppy birthday!

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What do you call a cold dog? A chili dog.

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What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investi-gator.

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