Why don’t cats like online shopping? They prefer a cat-alogue.

What do you call a tiger that drinks lemonade? A sour puss.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What is a cat’s favorite song? Three Blind Mice.

How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.

 What do you call birds falling in love? Tweet hearts.

 What do you write in a rabbit's birthday card? Hoppy birthday!

What do you call a cold dog? A chili dog.

 What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investi-gator.